Beloved Sovereign, Emperor of Silly People. -- Dave Moon

King of Plastic-Looking Shiny Letters or "Faux-Gos" -- Dave Moon

"Mike Christy" ® -- who moves and posts in mysterious ways. Physically resembles Arnold & is endowed like John Holmes. -- ?

But I never doubted for an instant. [Mike] your invaluable work has been etched in stone. Yep: A web page: http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/stargoat.htm -- Fredric L. Rice

I remember when Mike showed up ... began to make various fundies his "net hobby", as he called it. I was floored. Then, he began to enlighten our poor minds with the wholly writ of the Mutant Cosmic Stargoat. I was *saved*! Braise Billy! Mike was actually the reason I discovered Holysmoke. I searched for his name on the Internet, found the Skeptic Tank, found references to Holysmoke... -- Raz

Mike is OK (Hitler was much worse) -- Dave Moon

The world's biggest advice tightwad -- Deborah

Your a stingy bastard Mike C. -- Michael Lee

Mike C is scary. -- Sjeiti

I have seen Mikes work before and humbly bow before him. -- Ming

Jeez. I find mike c. one of the funniest people in here. -- jaymus

I have to actually agree, that Mike's point of the reader having all the power. I decided early on to not get pissed off at mike. Besides, I like his work.

-- Fungusamungus

The last thing I want to be is annoying, or a Mike C. -- Trevor Morris

...the web is a Mike C. saturated media... -- Brian Mays

ShhhSHH!! You wanna be added to Mike's SigFile? -- Brian Mays

What girl wouldn't want to be a Mike C. SigFile Groupie? -- scg

It's the Mike C. sig file. People flock to me now. -- Brian Mays

I am one of Mike C.'s immortals. Whatever that's worth. -- c-tide

Proud member of the silly people. -- Willaim

MIKE POSTED TO THE ADG NG 1700 TIMES SINCE 10-1-99

-- J.Howard

Mike doesn't post for you or me. He posts to amuse himself.

-- Will Sansbury

Be warned - Mike has a flame spewing thingy gland -- Mike Senna

... try a little harder, and you too can be a Mike C. success story.

-- Mike Senna

Mike has evil minions in many newsgroups, taking over threads.

-- Mike Senna

Mike has evil spamming minions taking over whole newsgroups.

-- ?

Don't you feel it an honor to play a small role in his egocentric universe?

-- RossF

What is it going to take to get my quote on your list?

-- LVCharles

Mike C. has a Mike C. disorder.

-- Aaron Lacey

Mike C. still balances the thin line between obnoxious and...well just being good old Mike.

-- Mikkel Gram-Hansen

I recommend [Mike] for his sheer persistence and refusal to be cowed down... And for, once in a very rare while, an apt and witty reply.

-- jhabrix

The sad thing is, the longer I listen to him, the more sense he starts to make.

-- Diz

IF YOU WANT THE ISSUE TO DIE, THEN SHUT UP. Otherwise, if you're just seeking to have the last word, then I won't waste my energy wishing you good luck; Mike *will* win. He's the undisputed and irreplaceable king of arguments. He will argue you silly without even breaking a sweat, giggling maniacally the whole time.

-- Will Sansbury

I think he's starting to infiltrate my brain waves. I asked 5 people how much they thought their opinions matteredto me yesterday.

-- Stephan Ahonen

It will not work. You are now posting for Mike C.'s amusement. :^) ® You are Mike C.'s toy. :^) ® Shit, I sound like ...Mike C.

-- c-tide

...there *might* be bunnies on the moon. -- Majestic

Since I've made Mike C's sig file, ...girls throw themselves at me.

-- Brian Mays

I made the error of invoking the name of the beast, up popped Mike C.

-- R. McDonald

He probably isn't Satan. -- Stephan Ahonen

Mike C. is a professional prick--the rest of us are just amateurs?

-- RossF

My opinion is that he's not a jerk at all. (thinking.. uh oh.. is that opinion going to make it on the ImmortalList? How embarrassing, it's been one of my long-kept secrets.)

-- Nightingail

Mike's a wise guy, probably a lot of fun away from work, probably tortured his siblings.

-- Harry

I'm sure I can predict what value Mike C. has of my opinions.

-- Grant Hood

I respect that Mike laughs at himself. -- Brian Mays

Stink on you [Mike], you just ruined all my arguments!

-- Brian Mays

Mike C.,that wind-up merchant supreme, shows some semblance of humor.

-- Grant Hood

Thanks for bringing...a bit of hilarity and mischief to this sometimes too peaceful newsgroup.

-- Beth Winter

Why would I ever kill-file Mike C? He's one of the best, most entertaining, and challenging contributors to this ng. His posts are lots more fun than 99% of the drivel here. Try not to be afraid of things (and people) you do not understand.

-- Steve Merryman

People who get upset with the 'tone' of Mike's message seem to be missing the fact that he actually *is* teaching some valuable lessons here. Exactly the same things I try to teach my own kid, for example -

1. You can't be a victim unless you *allow* yourself to become one.

2. You can't change people's actions.. the only thing you can change is *your* reaction to what others do or say.

-- Nightingail

Actually, in Mike's defense, he didn't make them up; those are actual things that actual ppl have posted to the ng. I only wish that i could make Mike's list.

-- janeecake

I couldn't put you in a kill file just because you cause such a fuss every time you post. I know you post up this crap to amuse yourself, but I enjoy the hell out of it as well.

-- c-tide

I always enjoy Mike's postings, and the way he gets people frustrated time and again.

-- This Balder

Mike's got a sense of humor after all! -- Fungusamungus

I have to actually agree, that Mike's point of the reader having all the power. I decided early on to not get pissed off at mike. Besides, I like his work.

-- Fungusamungus

Mike is just a talented guy with a response to everything and everyone. Be nice to him. He's sensitive.

-- sarsfield

Mike C. is suggesting that David is suggesting that you learn to ignore what you are not able to change. Mike C. is also suggesting that you work on yourself, and leave Mike C. to Mike C to work on.

-- cpg

Mikey dearest.....I'm writing a book on just how asenine people can get in a newsgroup and your my first chapter......aren't you just estatic?

-- Rick and Debbie Caudill

Someday I'll write a virus and call it 'The Mike C'; it won't harm your system or anything bad, I'll just sit there and 'Chuckle' at you all day.

-- aptavius

Plus, it will fill your hard drive with irrelevant crap. But, of course, it will never force you to read it.

-- Art

Mike is like some prehistoric contagion let loose on the world to spread madness, mayhem and death among any intelligent life it encounters.

-- c-tide

Mike C. is really an artificial intelligence program written by a group of programmers on behalf of a sponsor with an incredibly macabre sense of humour.

-- Nigel H

Mike C. is the most perfectly evolved Usenet predator yet encountered. He's insidious, dogmatic, virtually indestructible, and apparently capable of thriving on a diet exclusively composed of toxins. All attempts at eradicating him have so far only served to make him stronger. I think there's something about him in the Book of Revelations...

-- raavenslight

I have no idea why these people idolise Mike, because he is the biggest complete prick I have ever come across on the net.

-- Mike Dean

I'm one of Mike C.'s Immortals. WhooooHooooooo.What's next? I wanna move up on the list.

-- c-tide

Okay then, lets just say aspiring to get oneself mentioned in the sig file of a confirmed egotist displays questionable rationality.

-- Mike Dean

We don't really have a formal *group*, per se. We just meet for coffee on Thursday nights and whine and gripe about you... [Mike]

-- Will Sansbury

The only man...who has being a "legend in his own mind" down to an art form.

-- Jen

I still think he looks like a somewhat disturbed Santa Claus.

-- David A. Burgess

I finish this verse with a little bit of dread,

Pondering the consequences of what I just said.

I'm sorry I must say it but I think I've just fed

The "Emperor" a line to start a Mike C. thread.

-- Mike Senna

First place winner of the Mike C. Haiku Contest will win a cheesy "I Chuckle At You" certificate...

-- Stephanie

Vote Mike C. and laugh at silly people. Paid for by the Society to Elect Mike C.

-- D.a